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Bob Dylan – Christmas in the Heart

Christmas in the Heart

Bob DylanChristmas in the Heart Columbia 88697 57323 2 (2009)


This is some kind of sick joke, right?  Bob Dylan does ALL of the popular christmas song canon.  Well, to his credit, he puts together some good arrangements, and what was probably a near limitless production budget helps.  Yet hearing the man croak his way through this stuff is easily imagined like watching Dylan participate in a reality TV show (oh what awkward and pointless task will he have to complete next?).  But this just proves a corollary to the law of large numbers:  anyone on a major label for more than ten years (of a christian persuasion) will make a holiday recording.  No, this would actually be perhaps enjoyable if a decent singer was in place instead of Dylan, perhaps a competent female pop star, possibly PJ Harvey or even somebody from the country-pop realm (provided she could pull off vocals with a jazzy twist).  No, instead of that we get this spectacle.

John Fahey – Christmas Guitar Volume One

Christmas Guitar Volume One

John Fahey Christmas Guitar Volume One Varrick VR-002 (1982)


John Fahey turned christmas albums into a sort of a fall-back position.  Every few years or so he turned out a new one.  Christmas Guitar Volume One features a number of new recordings of holiday songs he had previously recorded.  The new recordings tended to use more or less the same arrangements as before.  What had changed though was Fahey’s style.  His playing was more deliberate, even austere.  From a cynical point of view, his playing seemed to focus on a kind of clinical precision for lack of any new ideas about how to present the music.  Still, even if it can fairly be said Fahey has done better with christmas music, this album is better than your run-of-the-mill holiday claptrap.

Johnny Cash – Christmas with Johnny Cash

Christmas With Johnny Cash

Johnny CashChristmas with Johnny Cash Legacy CK 90701 (2003)


Christmas recordings predominately fall into three categories: novelty (The Chipmunks, The Ventures, Jingle Cats), smooth crooning (Bing Crosby, Johnny Mathis, Nat “King” Cole), and solemn/devout (Mahalia Jackson, John Fahey).  Far and away, most christmas music that receives radio airplay is of the novelty or crooning varieties (including more contemporary pop varieties of crooning).  The solemn and devout material gets its due, but tends to have more private audiences.  Johnny Cash doesn’t fit any of those categories.  But he did record for a major label and it is axiomatic that long-term major label acts (unless obviously of a different religion) will record christmas music.  There is nothing overtly “wrong” with Cash’s treatments of christmas warhorses like “Oh Come All Ye Faithful” and “Hark, the Herald Angels Sing,” but they don’t suit him.  His voice — iconic though it was — wasn’t sweetly smooth and velvety like a good crooner.  He did do novelty music, but with too much of a rural “aw shucks” kick to it for the peppy, sprightly style of most novelty christmas music.  Cash was a christian, and it was often his Achilles heel by allowing him to coast on inferior performances that recycled stock protestant religiosity.  This collection places him somewhere in between crooning and solemn music.  It’s an awkward place.  Nothing goes seriously awry. Yet, nothing ever clicks either.  He’s going through the motions and there are no compelling reasons to go along for the ride.

Mahalia Jackson – Christmas With Mahalia

Christmas With Mahalia

Mahalia JacksonChristmas With Mahalia CBS S 63450 (1968)


If you already have some christmas music by Bing Crosby, Johnny Mathis, and the like, Christmas With Mahalia is good way to expand your collection.  Mahalia is supported with string arrangements by Marty Paich.  Her renditions of holiday favorites compare favorably with the best crooner versions, though her approach is distinctly more solemn.

Johnny Cash – Classic Christmas

Classic Christmas

Johnny CashClassic Christmas Columbia JC 36866 (1980)


Big orchestral arrangements of stock christmas tunes suit crooners like Johnny Mathis, but are not the first thing that come to mind when you hear the name Johnny Cash.  He just wasn’t a sweetly-voiced singer who couldn’t hold notes smoothly and steadily.  So although his performances are minimally adequate they don’t impress.  Classic Christmas doesn’t play to Cash’s strengths.  This one is pretty generic.

Jingle-Cats – Meowy Christmas

Meowy Christmas

Jingle-CatsMeowy Christmas: Real Kittens Sing 20 Holiday Classics! Jingle Cats Music 41226-2 (1993)


21 November 2009, the outskirts of Ankara.

Human beings are capable of some pretty horrible things, and you don’t have to look very far into history to find the horrible acts of Adolph Hitler, Dick Cheney and Jerry Seinfeld.  But we also have achieved many wondrous, astounding things, from the Great Pyramid of Giza to the Great Wall of China (visible from space) to Rickrolling.  Meowy Christmas has to fall in that same category with the Pyramid, the Wall and Rickrolling, somewhere in between.  Personally, I once had a dream to rival any of those achievements.  It was a noble dream indeed: to have kittens sing songs.  It always seemed like a far off fantasy.  How could I really get cats to sing?  How many cats would it take?  Would the staggering genius of the whole thing turn my singers, little Fluffers, Fatty, Ceiling Cat and Sgt. Catnip, or any of the rest, into pompous celebrities just like Bono?  Could I live with myself for spreading the disease that is Bono to another species?  Could I ever hope to control a monstrosity like that once I had created it?  Was it even possible for something so wonderful to turn into something so evil?  Too many questions.  This seemed like playing with fire, like opening Pandora’s box.  And so the idea was filed away in the back of my mind, until we have the technology to control it.  I thought my mad secret was safe.  Oh how wrong I was.  As I blindly slumbered on this momentous concept, Mike Spalla came along and created The Jingle Cats (and Jingle Dogs!) to make “Real Kittens Sing 20 Holiday Classics!”  Spalla!  Damn you and your confounded synthesizer and handful of cat sounds!  You see, he beat me to it, I must confess.  The glorious bastard.  But it was the synthesizer all along.  HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED IT!  I saw that episode of The Cosby Show where Theo and Vanessa take the Huxtable family to meet Stevie Wonder.  That harmless situational comedy program emanating from my video box provided the crucial missing piece of the puzzle.  It was right there in front of me.  Only a few kitten sounds were needed.  That misunderstood electronic sound machine could do the rest; it could modulate the kittens’ voices to any pitch.  The keys could contain them.  All that would be left would be to fill in the music behind the voices, something as simple as Ed Wood dropping stock footage into Glen or Glenda.  But this isn’t over Spalla.  No, not by a long shot.  I can’t possibly reveal my secrets here.  It’s not the right forum.  Others won’t realize that it will be worth it to sacrifice Hasselhoff for the greater good.  Some might…misunderstand, yes.  But what I achieve will make singing kittens seem like child’s play.  Ah, no, I must contain myself if possible.  You will know when I have succeeded though.  You will be able to hear me scream, “Made it Ma, top of the world!”  And that day will come, so much sooner than you expect.  By the time you read this, I may have already succeeded.  I am already nearing Ankora, for a perfect Turkish Angora specimen will be essential to my plans.  But enough.  It will be more pleasant and useful to experience this revolution than to write about it.  I must go, for it has already begun!

The Beach Boys – The Beach Boys’ Christmas Album

The Beach Boys' Christmas Album

The Beach BoysThe Beach Boys’ Christmas Album Capitol T-2164 (1964)


The Beach Boys’ Christmas Album is short, at less than thirty minutes, but has the classic “Little Saint Nick” and some other good songs (“Merry Christmas, Baby,” “We Three Kings of Orient Are”).  It’s decent for what it is, but it’s nothing essential.  The songs with orchestral backing sound almost like instrumental tracks cut for Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby on which somebody slapped Beach Boys vocals.

Fred Claus

Fred Claus (2007)

Warner Bros.

Director: David Dobkin

Main Cast: Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti, John Michael Higgins, Miranda Richardson, Rachel Weisz, Kevin Spacey, Elizabeth Banks

There is something rather interesting about this film, Fred Claus.  On the surface, it is an attempt to have an “offbeat” christmas movie like Elf, with sort of a bad streak along the lines of Bad Santa and plot elements that recall Office SpaceContinue reading Fred Claus