The Lone Ranger (2013)
Walt Disney Pictures
Director: Gore Verbinski
Main Cast: Johnny Depp, Armie Hammer, William Fichtner
The Lone Ranger is a bit like taking every western movie you can think of and throwing it in a blender. All the little tried and true formulae are called up. The Searchers, Man of the West, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, and especially Rango… Even when this film is trying to steal from the best, it is done in the most ham-fisted way possible. Granted, the costumes and such are great. Still, the less said about this terrible film the better.