Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)
Paramount Pictures
Director: Michael Bay
Main Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Frances McDormand, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Basically one long product placement advertisement that, at best, distracts from that agenda with thin and disjointed scenes of meaningless heroism. One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Add one more to the tally of Michael Bay’s crimes against humanity.